Rub one out and Reassess Tee - Advice you should live by

Ever been at the pub and thought "I am going to get myself a piece of that" only to wake up and regret all of your life decisions. Not going to lie the people at Rogerfication have been there. We have only 1 piece of advice - Rub one out and Reassess. 

Whether you’re out with friends, hanging at home, or just in the mood to stir up some fun, this shirt acts as a not so gentle reminder (to yourself and those around you) that some things need further consideration

This tee says what you are thinking—so you don’t have to. Made for people with a sharp sense of humour (and zero filter), it’s the perfect way to add some attitude to your everyday style.

Features:

Unisex fit – comfy for all-day wear

Soft cotton blend – breathable & durable

Great gift – perfect for anyone who loves sarcasm & laughs

Why You’ll Love It

This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a mood. Whether you’re buying it for yourself or as a gift, it’s guaranteed to spark conversation, smiles, and maybe a raised eyebrow or two. Wear it. Own it. Let your outfit do the talking. Why blend in when you were born to stand out (and maybe offend a little)?

At Rogerfication, we make edgy clothing with funny, cheeky, and sometimes rude sayings that let your personality do the talking. From bold graphic tees to statement pieces you’ll actually want to wear, our designs are made for people who don’t hold back. Life’s too short for boring clothes—stay bold, stay unapologetic.

Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat