'You can only f**k with the dick you got' - Measuring Tape - Hoodie

Stay cozy while keeping it real with this unapologetic hoodie.

Featuring the cheeky statement: You Can Only F*** With the D*** You Got, it’s made for people who like their humour bold, raw, and a little bit savage. Whether you’re at a party, chilling with friends, or just want your outfit to make the statement for you, this hoodie has the perfect mix of comfort and attitude.

Why You’ll Love It Because your hoodie should do more than keep you warm, it should say exactly what’s on your mind. This one brings laughs, confidence, and a little shock value everywhere you go. Stay warm. Stay bold. You Can Only F*** With the D*** You Got.

Product features - Bold statement graphic – designed to stand out - Funny gift idea – perfect for mates who live for unapologetic humour - Adjustable hood with drawstring - Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket - 50% cotton, 50% polyester for comfort and durability - Ethically sourced US cotton - Suitable for adults

Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed ROGERFICATION Clothes with attitude. Funny. Rude. 100% unapologetic. Wear what you’re thinking.