Funny Hooded Sweatshirt - 'RUB one out and REASSESS'

Ever been in a sticky situation where you might act too hastily in the heat of the moment. Rogerfication has been there and we have only one piece of advice. RUB one out and REASSESS.

This hoodie says exactly what you’re thinking—so you don’t have to. Made for people with a sharp sense of humour (and zero filter), it’s the perfect way to add some attitude to your everyday style.

Features:

• Unisex fit – comfy for all-day wear

• Bold design – statement-making print that lasts

• Great gift – perfect for anyone who loves sarcasm & laughs

Why You’ll Love It This isn’t just a hoodie—it’s a mood. Whether you’re buying it for yourself or as a gift, it’s guaranteed to spark conversation, smiles, and maybe a raised eyebrow or two. Wear it. Own it. Let your outfit do the talking. Not for the faint of heart—or the easily offended.

Rogerfication is your go-to for clothing that bites back. We design edgy, witty, and bold apparel for people who aren’t afraid to say what everyone else is just thinking. Whether you’re after the perfect statement piece or a gift that will make someone laugh (or gasp), you’ll find it here. Because playing it safe was never your style.

Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed